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  Contents

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  Title Page

  Contents

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Epigraph

  Prologue

  Out on a Limb

  Rescue Me

  I Can’t Get Over You

  This Magic Moment

  Cry

  Angel Flying Too Close to the Ground

  Hypnotized

  Going Out of My Head

  We’re in This Thing Together

  Help Me Make It Through the Night

  Everybody Wants You

  Brown Sugar

  Hello Stranger

  She Blinded Me with Science

  Hang On in There Baby

  And the Healing Has Begun

  What I Like About You

  Photos

  Hurt So Bad

  I’ll Be There for You

  Under Pressure

  Somewhere Over the Rainbow

  We’re Almost There

  Cruel Summer

  Don’t Leave Me This Way

  Sunday Morning Coming Down

  There’s No Me Without You

  Any Day Now (My Wild Beautiful Bird)

  What a Wonderful World

  Epilogue

  Acknowledgments

  Index

  About the Author

  Copyright © 2015 by Terry Masear

  All rights reserved

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  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available.

  ISBN 978-0-544-41603-1

  Jacket design by Brian Moore

  Jacket photograph © Ed Sweeney/Getty Images

  eISBN 978-0-544-41608-6

  v1.0615

  To all of the dedicated wildlife rehabbers who work tirelessly to restore life and beauty to the natural world. And a special thanks to my mentor, Jean, for the invaluable wisdom and experience she has shared with me.

  Surrender yourself humbly;

  then you can be trusted to

  care for all things.

  —Lao Tzu

  Prologue

  IF DESTINY ARRIVES at times by chance and at other times by choice, for me it came through some of each. In my case, the future appeared in the form of a pinfeathered hummingbird washed out of his nest in the ficus tree just outside our house during a punishing rainstorm. Two years later, I set up a website and began devoting my summers to rehabilitating dozens of young hummingbirds brought to me by bird lovers from all over Los Angeles.

  Most people who call my hummingbird-rescue hotline insist they know a lot about dogs or cats—and sometimes both—but nothing about hummingbirds. Before my waterlogged chick dropped out of his nest and into my life, I was one of those people. I could see that hummingbirds were exceedingly beautiful, extraordinarily quick, and capable of magical flight. Beyond that, I knew little about the miniature marvels I occasionally glimpsed streaking past my second-floor bedroom window like shooting stars. Later, once I’d spent a few years rescuing hummingbirds, I believed I understood them quite well, particularly after rehabbing several exceptional birds who overturned all of my assumptions. But the arrival of my rainstorm nestling set in motion a chain of events that would not come full circle until four years later, with the appearance of a special bird who unveiled deeper mysteries about these tiny forces of nature.

  This is the story of Gabriel, a male Anna’s delivered to my doorstep in an elegant dinner napkin by a young parking valet who’d retrieved him from the middle of a busy street in Beverly Hills during a violent windstorm. Gabriel, named after his finder, had collided with a limousine and was near death when he arrived at my rescue facility. Gabriel’s recovery from a broken and defeated adult took me on a five-month-long, winding journey that brought into sharp relief how little I really understood hummingbirds. And if Gabriel represented a convincing reminder of what I didn’t know, Pepper, an injured female Anna’s who arrived a month later, was the exclamation mark. The events that unfolded during Pepper’s recovery and her special bond with Gabriel forced me to acknowledge complex psychological and emotional nuances in hummingbirds that I had never imagined.

  Gabriel’s rehabilitation during the long summer of 2008 offered a powerful lesson on the trials and triumphs of rescuing hummingbirds in a bustling urban environment. Caring for him and Pepper had to be balanced with thousands of emergency phone calls and the needs of a hundred and sixty orphaned and injured birds that flooded into my facility as the nesting season progressed. Just as each bird came with a story—from chicks in nests cut by tree trimmers to fledglings retrieved by cats and dogs—the summer’s array of casualties elicited emotions that spanned the spectrum from anguish to tears of joy as I nurtured recovering birds before releasing them back into the wild. This experience rewarded me with an abundance of knowledge and insights about hummingbirds, including their rapid physical development, individual personalities, miraculous flight, and awe-inspiring migratory journeys. Scientific information scattered throughout the book stems from five years of personal research and is supplemented by the findings of leading hummingbird experts and banders in the United States, all of whom have shared astonishing discoveries that seem to border on science fiction.

  Ultimately, my eventful summer with Gabriel and Pepper revealed the complexities of a rehabber’s connection to wild creatures and their natural environment. And the awareness I gained from working closely with such a diverse collection of hummingbirds served as both a forceful reminder of how much there is to learn and a moving plea to accept all that is still unknown.

  CHAPTER 1

  Out on a Limb

  FEW CIRCUMSTANCES LEAD to a person balancing precariously in a pine tree a hundred feet over the Pacific Ocean at dawn on a cloudless summer day. Bankruptcy, a messy divorce, an unmanageable addiction, a broken dream. Nagging guilt over some nameless transgression that can no longer be endured. Or the doctor explaining how you’ve got two months and they’re not going to be pretty. But Katie isn’t one misstep away from certain death for any of these mundane reasons. She’s on a mission. As she edges out over the rocky shoreline, the bowing branch quivers under her feet.

  “What should I do next?” she whispers breathlessly into the phone. “I can almost reach it now.”

  “Wait, you’re calling me from the tree?”

  “Yeah, I’m on the branch just below them.”

  “You’re on what?” I wrest myself from a dream. “Katie, get down and call me back. This is insane.”

  “Terry, listen. Yesterday afternoon before I left my house I told you I was too busy and stressed out to deal with this kind of thing now. And remember what you said? You said, ‘If not now, when?’”

  “Yeah, I know what I said. But not now, okay?”

  “Hey, I’m out here, so let’s do this.”

  I hesitate as the alarming image of what Katie is up to shifts into focus. From my distant, half-conscious state, I try to imagine the line of reasoning people walk themselves through before calling me at all hours: Maybe I’ll give Terry a call. After all, this is an emergency, isn’t it? I hope she doesn’t think I’m too weird calling her from this hookah lounge (the caller all pumped up at two a.m.), or gentleman’s strip club (the stripper calling, not the gentleman), or all-night Korean spa (while in a sweat), or Guatemalan village (¿Hablas español?). Still, despite this rich cultural variety, Katie is my first tree person.

  “Terry?”

  “Yeah, I’m here.” I sit bolt upright in bed. “Okay, do you have the clippers I mentio
ned?”

  Garden clippers came up purely hypothetically yesterday when a frantic Katie called me after discovering a hummingbird trapped in her home office. She had had the French doors to the backyard propped open, and the bird flew into the house in the late afternoon just as Katie had an industry event—which her entire career and life ambition depended on—to attend. Katie called me for advice but was unable to catch the terrified bird rocketing around the rafters, so she left the French doors open and went out. When she arrived back home after midnight, she didn’t see the hummingbird anywhere and assumed it had flown out, so she closed up the house and went to bed, despite my warning about checking the room carefully.

  Now two chicks in a nest overhanging the steep cliffs of Malibu are screaming their heads off, and their mother is dead behind the filing cabinet. It’s just two tiny birds. But these little birds create big guilt. The nestlings will sit out there crying all day as they slowly starve to death. So for Katie, there is only one way out from under the crushing weight of self-recrimination.

  “I have the clippers in my hand,” she confirms.

  “So you’re holding the phone with . . .”

  “I have a Bluetooth.”

  “Great, then reach under the nest and cut the branch at the far end first, about two inches from the nest.”

  An endless silence follows, punctuated by a few muted curses over the roar of wind and waves.

  “Katie?”

  More silence, then: “Okay, now what?”

  “Now cup one hand under the nest and cut the branch on the side closest to you.” I let out a deep breath, recognizing that these instructions leave no hands for holding on. “And for God’s sake, be careful.”

  “Don’t worry. I competed in gymnastics in college. I have excellent balance,” a strained voice comes back.

  “Good to know.”

  “I finished first in the state in ’95 and competed in the nationals in ’96,” she continues, as if we’re conducting a casual, precompetition interview on ESPN.

  “Even better.” That will be my first line of defense in court, I assure myself.

  “I do a killer handstand.”

  “Well, let’s not press our luck.”

  Another long silence.

  “Okay, I’ve got the nest.”

  “Good, now—”

  “Oh, shit!”

  “Katie?”

  I hear the haunting wail of the eternal wind, and nothing else.

  “Katie? Are you there?”

  After a deafening silence that sends me vaulting off the bed and pacing around the room in panicked circles, I hear a faint voice drift back through a crackling connection. “A pinecone just fell on my head.”

  Something they never prepare you for in gymnastics.

  “Are you okay?”

  “I think so, but . . . damn . . . yeah, go ahead.”

  “Okay, now, how do they look?”

  “Um, well, they’re tiny, green, and super-cute.”

  “I mean, do they look alarmed, like they’re about to fly away?”

  “They look a little nervous”—she pauses reflectively—“but no, they’re just kind of staring at me with big eyes.”

  “Good. Then cup your hand over them and make your way back, slowly. And if I were you, I’d ditch the clippers.”

  “Got it.” She breathes heavily as I hear the sound of bark scraping under sneakers and try not to imagine the lead story on the evening news.

  Finally, after the longest thirty seconds of both our lives, she exhales. “Okay, I’m back, we’re back to the ladder so . . . can I, let me call you back when I . . .”

  “Good idea. Put the nest in a box on some crumpled Kleenex when you get in the house and call me.”

  “You got it.”

  “Oh, and Katie. One more thing.” I sigh, rubbing my eyes. “Just for the record, I never told you to do this.”

  “Yeah, I know.” I hear her smile. “Bye.”

  I hang up my cell phone and sink down onto the edge of the bed. It’s six a.m. and my heart is already racing as if the house were being overtaken by fast-moving flames. “Unbelievable.” I shake my head. “I must be out of my mind getting involved in this insanity.”

  Of course, I am crazy. But I’m not scale-a-tree-alone-at-dawn-a-hundred-feet-over-the-ocean-with-no-regard-for-potentially-fatal-consequences crazy like Katie. I’m a lot worse. Katie’s foray into the maddening world of hummingbird rescue is over. I have a filled-to-capacity aviary sitting on the patio and fifty young birds waking up in my garage, including a dozen noisy nestlings in the incubator waiting for the first of thirty hand-feedings they will need just to get through the day. And before I can get dressed and stumble downstairs to breakfast, my phone is ringing again, announcing more crises heading my way.

  CHAPTER 2

  Rescue Me

  NICHOLAS RACED DOWN the urgent path of hummingbird rescue with his own brand of recklessness. He had called me in a panic at nine o’clock the night before after fishing a young hummingbird out of his swimming pool in the Hollywood Hills. Tree trimmers, Southern California hummingbirds’ deadliest enemy, had been in the adjacent yard that day. Nicholas wanted to know what to do with a nestling who was a few days away from flight. I ran him through the standard protocol and, it being early June and the height of an uncommonly prolific baby season that already had me on the ropes, asked him to call me in the morning.

  Nicholas calls at eight a.m. as I am pursuing a fledgling who, as much to his surprise as mine, spontaneously airlifted himself out of the intensive care unit on his first flight and is now buzzing like a bumblebee around the garage ceiling in slow (for a hummingbird, though far faster than even the quickest human) circles. As I climb onto a chair and vainly attempt to retrieve the escapee with a handheld net, Nicholas explains that his bird is not looking too good and insists on dropping it off at my house immediately.

  I hang up and manage to net the unintended flight risk when he alights on the wing of a cast-iron dragonfly wind chime a young couple left behind after delivering a nest containing twins two days earlier. The nestlings’ mother had built a downy, intricately spun cup on the dragonfly’s back and decorated its exterior with flakes of sea-green lichen to match the wind chime. When Southern California weather is calm, nesting hummingbirds are attracted to wind chimes enclosed on porches and unreachable from the ground, since nests built there protect the chicks from predators high and low. Some hummingbirds blithely build on wind spinners, forcing their human protectors to secure the devices with weights and strings so the nestlings aren’t sent whirling on a high-speed merry-go-round every time the wind kicks up. Even with all of this accommodation, when the Santa Ana winds blast into the city in late spring, some of these nests are forsaken because of instability or the loud and unexpected clatter of chimes. Since female hummingbirds fiercely defend their young against all forms of crises and attacks, only the direst circumstances can drive a mother to abandon her nest. Residing on a porch is a mixed blessing for many nestlings: they are protected from the elements, but they’re also exposed to the vagaries of human activity. In the case of the dragonfly twins, their mother had been fatally clipped by a wind-driven ceiling fan mounted overhead.

  When the anxious young couple walked into my garage carrying the wind chime, the camouflaged nest blended so seamlessly into the cast-iron dragonfly, I could barely differentiate the two. I stepped back a few feet to get a broader view of the dragonfly, and the tiny cylindrical nest perched between its wings and two needle-like black bills poking out of the nest’s top took shape. When I looked closer, the nest’s creative mix of organic and synthetic materials came into focus like details emerging in an instant Polaroid. The nest had been woven with the usual hummingbird blend of spider silk, skinny twigs, blades of grass, tree bark, leaves, moss, seed tassels, downy feathers from finches and bushtits, dog and human hair (from a black shorthair and a curly-headed brunette, respectively), and charcoal-gray laundry lint from a dryer ve
nt. For camouflage, the exterior had been decorated with strategically placed lichen and blue strips delicately pulled from a plastic tarp the finders were using to cover a section of their patio that was under construction. I gazed in wonder at the skill and craftsmanship involved in sculpting this elegant work of art. As with origami, it would take a human being hundreds of hours of patient practice to create a structure equally beautiful and functional. Like snowflakes, every hummingbird nest is unique, its color and design dependent upon available materials and the mother’s species, time constraints, and experience. Despite the hundreds of nests I have admired over the years, each new one that comes in mesmerizes me all over again. Like seeing William Blake’s “world in a grain of sand” and “heaven in a wild flower,” looking at hummingbirds’ astonishing creations opens the door to a magical and otherworldly realm.

  Seasoned rehabbers can often identify the species of a hummingbird by the shape and color of her nest long before the nestlings have matured enough to betray their identity. Nests tend toward the color of the chicks’ future feathers. In Southern California species, Anna’s hummingbirds construct taupe-and-ash-gray nests; black-chinned females weave unmistakable beige-to-antique-white cylindrical nests shaped like miniature beehives; and Allen’s and rufous nests sport the burnt-orange and mahogany hues of the hairs on uncoiled tree-fern fronds. How nest-building females arrive at these color distinctions that match both the tree bark and the feathers of their unhatched young remains one of nature’s unsolved mysteries.

  In the case of the dragonfly twins, based on the nest’s muted gray tones and broad circumference, I figured I had a pair of young Anna’s on my hands. After I explained the challenge of coaxing the masterpiece apart from the wind chime, the finders volunteered to leave the dragonfly until I had the time and patience to detach the nest with the surgical precision required to keep it and its twelve-day-old pinfeathered residents intact. Since the chicks’ remaining firmly anchored inside their nest is a matter of life and death in the wild, extracting babies after a certain age is always a risky proposition, as they dig in tightly with their claws and may suffer foot and leg injuries if removed. So caution advises letting new arrivals remain in their natural nest until they decide it’s time to jump ship.